djstaz0ne's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Phage THX trailer]

That Was Pretty Good...

I like the particle fx, ad how the creatures warp from one to another

however, the THX sound was nowhere near as loud and dramatic as it is supposed to be...

fix the sound and it's a 10..

Phrozin responds:

I'm guessing that's from it being compressed in AfterEffects and again in Flash.

[Ass Body Spray]

it's funny, but...

their legs dont move when they walk, and their facial expressions dont change much...

+ the vocals need more passion..

tehwolfman responds:

I promise I'll try harder next time :P

[OBEY++++]

ok scripting...

... but instead of generating an engine for a random movieclip / sound array spawner, you should make an actual game, like an action / adventure game, a shooter, or an rpg...

KemCab responds:

oh yeah?

your face should make an actual game

[Faith of the Heart]

gfx were ok

i really didn't like that song tho, it made me close the flash before i was able to watch the whole thing

OneWhoListens responds:

The song was sort of the point of the flash, though. Without it there wasn't much of a point. Thanks for reviewing, though.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 171]

k, that's enough

at least make the pokemon wear jew hats, whatever them things is called.

then it would be funny. Now it's just the same old shit over and over

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Why should they wear kippahs? This flash has nothing to do with Judaism.

[Adventures of Harry EP:40]

... wtf... it's one scene

they just stand there and talk about nothing, and i have to wait twice the time it took me to read the text for the next textbox to appear... that was worse than torture.

...and the gfx were nowhere close to satisfactory.

[I like Tacos]

ooooookaaaaaayyy

that wasn't very amusing, i for one like loud music, very very loud music, my neighbors hate me for it, but i don't like them very much either, their kids listen to gay people music like usher and britnee speerz, i hate britnee speers. Anyway, you should have put meatwad in there somewhere, meatwad is funny

[Hot PokÉmon Hentai #001]

Spaztication...

...is amusing

[Nintendo Theme Park]

Sweet!!!

I live right there, thanks for letting me kno

[[SS] igo smoking papers]

what?

none of that shit made any sense...

use a voice modulator, you voice is annoying